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Religious Computer Test

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Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally, God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test which will take two hours and I will judge who does the better job." So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did Excel spreadsheets. They wrote reports in Word. They sent faxes. They sent e-mail. They sent out e-mail with attachments. They downloaded & uploaded. They did some genealogy & Internet reports. They made greeting cards. They did every known job & task.

But, ten minutes before time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured, and, of course, the electricity went off. Satan stared at his blue blank screen and screamed in every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically screaming, "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!" Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all his files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became even more irate. "Wait! He cheated! How did he do it?"

(You'll love the punch line....) ...............................

God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."

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OmiGosh,

Best I have heard in a long time! :chuckle :rotfl:

FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D

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I'm forwarding this to everyone I know! That's a keeper!

:rotfl: :rotfl:

Sent this everyone I could think of.....tooo cool!

Love it, very funny !!

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