Viagra

CB · Aug 16, 1998

Q. What is the generic name for Viagra? A. Mycoxafillin

Sharon · Aug 17, 1998

I picked this up from many different sources. No author noted.

From The Pharmacy

With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society...

DIRECTRA -- a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.

PROJECTRA -- Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.

CHILDAGRA -- Men taking this drug reported a sudden, overwhelming urge to perform more child-care tasks -- especially cleaning up spills and "little" accidents.

COMPLIMENTRA -- In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.

BUYAGRA -- Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after taking this drug for only two days. Still to be seen: whether the drug can be continued for a period longer than your favorite store's return limit.

NEGA-VIAGRA -- Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing clinical trials on sitting U.S. presidents.

NEGA-SPORTAGRA -- This drug had the strange effect of making men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.

FLATULAGRA -- This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gases back into food solids. Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled for long car rides.

FLYAGRA -- This drug has been showing great promise in treating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder). Especially useful for men on Viagra.

PRYAGRA -- About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the test group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of other people. Note: Apparent overdose turned three test subjects into "special prosecutors."

LIAGRA -- This drug causes men to be less than truthful when being asked about their sexual affairs. Will be available in Regular, Grand Jury, and Presidential Strength versions.

Louie · Aug 30, 1998

What do you get when you combine Viagra with

Minoxidil?

Don King!!

Michael · Sep 1, 1998

Special News Report:Morticians around the world are lobbying to ban Viagra.Why?

Because they are having a hard time closing the casket.

[This message has been edited by Michael (edited 08-31-98).]

Nurcee · Sep 17, 1998

Why will insurance pay for Viagra but not birth control?

lynnern · Sep 20, 1998

Did you hear about the guy that got his Viagra mixed up with his Sennakot? He didn't know if he was coming or going.....

Joellen · Oct 3, 1998

Q. Doyou know why they give men in nursing homes Viagra?

A. So they won't roll out of bed!

squeakykitty · Mar 23, 2006

Q: What happens when you give a politician Viagra?

A: He grows taller :lol2:

ZASHAGALKA, RN · Mar 23, 2006

True story, look it up in your PDR if you don't believe me:

The molecular wt of Viagra is 666

~faith,

Timothy.

cafecreme · Mar 23, 2006

The 85 year old husband asked his wife why she made an appointment when she learned he had gotten a prescription for Viagra. She stated " I need to get a tetorifice shot if you are going to start using that rusty, old thing." (told to me by a 86 year old woman patient)