TPAPN HELL

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I HATE TPAPN!! I’m one year in! I’ve spent $110 on drug tests this month. I get an email today that my specimen specific gravity was “low” not out of range, just “low” . I’ve been sober for 2 years take nothing other than probiotics magnesium and vitamin D. And these a holes are getting another $55 out of me!! I’m so over this ***!

ill tell you what the FIRST thing I’m doing when I’m off this nightmare program is going to the weight loss doctor getting a prescription for phentermine, going to my psychiatrist for prn Ativan and going STRAIgHT to pappasitos for a HUGE strawberry margarita!!!

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2 minutes ago, RevelationDark said:

I HATE TPAPN!! I’m one year in! I’ve spent $110 on drug tests this month. I get an email today that my specimen specific gravity was “low” not out of range, just “low” . I’ve been sober for 2 years take nothing other than probiotics magnesium and vitamin D. And these a holes are getting another $55 out of me!! I’m so over this ***!

ill tell you what the FIRST thing I’m doing when I’m off this nightmare program is going to the weight loss doctor getting a prescription for phentermine, going to my psychiatrist for prn Ativan and going STRAIgHT to pappasitos for a HUGE strawberry margarita!

Excellent plan!

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6 hours ago, RevelationDark said:

ill tell you what the FIRST thing I’m doing when I’m off this nightmare program is going to the weight loss doctor getting a prescription for phentermine, going to my psychiatrist for prn Ativan and going STRAIgHT to pappasitos for a HUGE strawberry margarita!

Your sense of humor is intact! Hang in there.

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Super plan!!

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Specializes in ortho, peds, med/surg, cardiac.

I had a "value out of range" and they got me for a total of almost 400 in 1 week with 5 tests. Other than the above, they were all negative as I had done nothing wrong. Because it was my third out of range within 12 months, I was told I had to refrain and get an eval. All this was the week my mom died.

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Oh good god!! I’m so sorry for this!! What does an evaluator say about weak pee??? Yet another example of a bald-faced money grab

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Specializes in 20.

I am curious if job options with changes for Tpapn and board order people after at is done

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