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when the husband finally died his wife put the usualdeath notice
in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. no sooner were the
papers delivered when a friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, "you know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea."
replied the widow, "i nursed him night and day so of course i know
he died of diarrhea, but i thought it would be better for posterity
to remember him as a great lover rather than the big **** he always was."