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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

when the husband finally died his wife put the usualdeath notice

in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. no sooner were the

papers delivered when a friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, "you know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea."

replied the widow, "i nursed him night and day so of course i know

he died of diarrhea, but i thought it would be better for posterity

to remember him as a great lover rather than the big **** he always was."

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Specializes in Med-surg; OB/Well baby; pulmonology; RTS.

OMG!! ROFLOL :rotfl:

Fran, where do you find these?????!!!!

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Specializes in Medical-Surgical.

Very funny indeed!

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Specializes in Inpatient Acute Rehab.

HILARIOUS!!!

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

Oh, here and there and everywhere. I love your new avitar. It's reall cute.

OMG!! ROFLOL :rotfl:

Fran, where do you find these?????!!!!

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Specializes in Hemodialysis, Home Health.

Franny, Franny ............ :rolleyes: :chuckle

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good one,, lol

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good one,, lol

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