this may have been around before...ten commandments of nursing ( herbert kavet)1. thou shalt not wear stylish shoes that will kill your feet before the shift ends.2. thou shalt protect thy patients from ridiculous treatments by doctors.3. thou shalt not pick at uneaten desserts on patients' trays or thou shalt grow fat.4. thou shalt always wear clothes with lots of pockets.5. thou shalt remember to remove thy name tag and nurse's badge before washing thy clothes.6. thoushalt not discuss horrible procedures at dinner.7. thou shalt trade shifts with thy friends.8. though shalt control visitors firmly.9. thou shalt honor they volunteers for thy are blessed.10. thou shalt not let patients overhear their nicknames such as "the screamer" or "the farter"
webblarsk 928 Posts Nov 24, 2004 this may have been around before...ten commandments of nursing ( herbert kavet)3. thou shalt not pick at uneaten desserts on patients' trays or thou shalt grow fat. ewww....................lol
canoehead, BSN, RN 6,837 Posts Specializes in ER. Has 30 years experience. Nov 24, 2004 Thou shalt not take the keys home.
presC. 436 Posts Nov 24, 2004 Thou shalt not take the keys home. happens to me twice:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
country nurse 9 Posts Nov 24, 2004 happens to me twice:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:only twice? you must really have your act together
Fluesy 42 Posts Nov 30, 2004 And the eleventh commandment is most important!! Thou shalt NOT take the keys home:rotfl::rotfl:
hock1 187 Posts Nov 30, 2004 this may have been around before...ten commandments of nursing ( herbert kavet)1. thou shalt not wear stylish shoes that will kill your feet before the shift ends.2. thou shalt protect thy patients from ridiculous treatments by doctors.3. thou shalt not pick at uneaten desserts on patients' trays or thou shalt grow fat.4. thou shalt always wear clothes with lots of pockets.5. thou shalt remember to remove thy name tag and nurse's badge before washing thy clothes.6. thoushalt not discuss horrible procedures at dinner.7. thou shalt trade shifts with thy friends.8. though shalt control visitors firmly.9. thou shalt honor they volunteers for thy are blessed.10. thou shalt not let patients overhear their nicknames such as "the screamer" or "the farter" mermaid, thanks for the laugh. really needed it.
lovingtheunloved, ASN, RN 940 Posts Specializes in LTC, home health, critical care, pulmonary nursing. Has 12 years experience. Nov 30, 2004 Taking the keys home? I work with a nurse who has locked her keys in the cart, in the med room, AND got her narc door stuck open. Twice. I'm frequently paged out of rooms to fix whatever it is she's done with her keys. Gotta love her.
