leevil

To answer your original question on how do I keep awake on a slow night: I don't. I was nodding off by just reading your post. I might read it again the next ime I'm having a little insomnia.

My name is Lee and I'm evil.

I often sleep on the job. I call it "my break".

My opinion is: Yes. If you admit that you're no doctor, then that's the first step in recognizing your problem and dealing with your delusions of grandeur.

When they open the door to see who's knocking on it, stick your foot between the edge of the door and the jam.

No, you should not press charges. You should press a chair up against his head while he's sleeping..