MMA-N-Nursing

First of all I am HIV NEGATIVE. I have the papers, got tested last week, My papers regarding My HIV stats are required so I am able to do some amateur cage fighting (LOL @ myself as an 40 hr q week LVN NOC Shifter who does amateur cage fighting q 3 - 4 months) Please understand that I only worked LVN for 1 year and still learning my nursing skills and I have limited knowlegde regarding HIV/AIDS though I read my nursing text books on that topic Here is my Fake Scenario. Hypothetical Q There is a nurse who works at a hospital. She is a "sex addict" and goes around comes around during her day/night off's. Going to bars/clubs and if the flirtatious conversation goes well, she goes and sleeps with some random guy. Although her sex partners uses condom, she still gets unlucky and gets infected. Then out of the blue she decides to get HIV test get her blood drawn. The test results becomes positive... As a health care provider, A nurse who gets recently dx with HIV+, does she lose her nursing license? Is a HIV+ nurse putting patient a small risk of getting infected by accidental needle sticks or accidental coughing blood droplets (if HIV opportunistic disease worsens) Or AIDS dementia sets in I just got the idea since and forgive me that I am a guy who gets surrounded by estrogen filled CNA's and Nurses and working with pretty female nurses and I cant help my male brain to think "what if she acts like a good girl nurse during on duty, but off duty shes actually a nympho/a cheating wife?":lol2:

I had a queen ***** of hell as an clinical instructor too, I even yelled at her, saying as I stood up"What The HELL DO YOU WANT!" (with an F word) as she was trying to talk to me I just grabbed my stuff and left the clinical day. I wrote an appology letter next day. and then she no longer belittle me. I also accepted that this is her way of teaching. on the last days of clinicals that queen btch of hell told me. "You are going to be a good nurse, I am so proud of you" and I no longer see her as queen ***** of hell. I see her as a mentor who only tries her best to produce top notch nurses. Dont do what I did. DONT YELL BACK! If the instructor say "Look it up" Dont be offended. The instructor is teaching you to become resourceful. as a nurse, you need to be resourceful and full of knowledge. If the instructor tells you the answer right away... its just spoon feeding a baby and its likely you will forget. thats why LOOK IT UP is the best way.

Mix Martial Artist Fighter in Strikeforce or UFC. Preferably UFC and Work as a nurse when I retire from being a Professional MMA fighter

1. excercise/work out before noc shift. eat after work out then prepare to go to work. (excercise gives tons of energy and seratonin which will keep you awake) while working. make small talks/conversation with cna's while doing your work and during breaks (if the specific work does not require much concentration) 2 cellphone's off get a black cloth and hang it over the windows, get a black cloth and just drape it over your eyes. fooling yourself that its night time even though you sleep at 9am 3 ltc or hospital? in ltc give meds+check vs+weekly summaries+charts and monitor pts. and at between 5-7am give prazoles or meds that is given before meals. flush gt's update mar for the next month. report to md any changes and check o2 sat/bp... make sure the patient is sleeping not dead/dying 4 yes enjoy yourself bolster your love life. be happy be healthy. feel terrific keep on smiling

bolster your love life :heartbeatafter work or on off days. ENJOY Each others love/hugs/kisses:heartbeat Lulz :lol:

To me its not a biggie. I just call the and let my coworker/nextshift nurse know "OH I forgot to do this so when I come back to work I'll finish it" (that is unless forgeting to CHART NEW ORDERS IN MAR's [carrying out] may cause harm to patients such as d/c med or change of dosage.) I get scratch paper and write down things and post it on my MAR then throw it away after my shift

True Story telling time: I do nursing for the money. But that does not mean I am a heartless, incompassionate person. I still love my patients and take care of them to the best of my abilities with TLC. Nursing was not my calling. It was actually when I was working as a security guard @ Kaiser and befriended some nurses, they told me to go to a nursing school so I could join them. After hearing it over and over and being annoyed by my friends, thats when I started looking for a nursing school and I said to myself "its worth a shot" Now, I work at LTC and the DON and my co-workers both Nurses and CNA and alert patients praise me how kind I am. and Just to annoy/4tehlulz you forum critters, I, Jason LVN, Do nursing and I am in it just for the money! I give TLC @ the LTC and everyones happy. My nursing skills pays the bills. I enjoy doing it I will forever do it. As long as DON's happy with my work performance, I am happy NOW GIMME MY MONEY!

really now!? sometimes I just tuck both of my upper and lower lips to my teeth and let the my own product (saliva) moisturize it. I havent gotten chapped lips since I tuck my lips for several minutes. I rarely have chapped lips

best part of the job? Director of nurses says "good job" once in a while worst part? Combative patients stressful? me personally mentally stressful but not physically stressful.

My own saliva. I produce it/therefore its my own product, I swirl my tongue around my lips so it doesn't crack during cold cold nights(nocshift)

my clinicals and theory class was morning and i worked pm 3-11 shift as CNA before passing nclex. still have ample time to sleep 6 hrs. not to brag but during nursing school i didnt study and i pass with a 75% on finals/exams/mid terms. after nursing school i studied 1 chapter a day and write down stuff.

if you feel somekind of satisfaction helping people who are sick/have injuries. nursing maybe right for you. you must have an innate need for helping people.

I cant seem to find a thread or a forum where you can discuss non nursing related.. where you can just talk about... Hey How's your day ? or What did you do last night in the dance club? or whatever topic that floats your boat.

READ MAR CAREFULLY... I cant stress this enough. It's very easy to get a med error.

Our policies... NOC charge nurse does the foley change + GT dressing change + and other tx. then pass 5am-6am meds. Our DON does the communication with MD and do alot of charting (careplan) we have Tx nurse that comes in at 4 hours to help carry out MD orders, and insulin and Tx dressing change. while charge nurse at AM + PM focuses on Medications and supervises CNA's I am fortunate enough to work in this facility without little to no stress. (unless something out of ordinary occurs)