Nursing terms

disgusting!

Originally posted by kurtz

Lung custard

:chuckle

Heather

too funny to reply too lol

I had one in mind until I read yours lol and mine just fell out my brain lol

zoe

we refer to boogies as "yum-yums" from an alzhiemers pt.

my favourite at the moment is:code brown - a warnng to other staff that we are dealing with a large smelly revolting bed full of poo!!:roll

mandy

LOL code brown will use that one @ work in the dementia unit!lol

We used to say a very sick pt. that died in ER jpfrogged meaning just plain f###ing ran out of gas.

Pappy

When I worked the Er we wrote on the board for self inflicted trauma: TFSTL (Too F**king Stoooopid To Live)

was not very politically correct but after awhile it is soooo true

Dave

An old one: PFBUNDY ( pretty f***ed, but unfortunately, not dead yet.)

CTD (circling the drain)

We have a private room for the dying patient which we refer to as " The departure suite "

A joint Military and Medical one I`ve heard is similar to erdiane`s... FUBAR.... f***** up beyond all relief