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November 2016 Caption Contest. Win $100!

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It's time for you to show us your FUN SIDE! Prove to the world that laughter is truly the best medicine! Enter our caption contest and give us your best. It's so easy Why wouldn't you? ;)

Should you accept this challenge, it involves coming up with a caption to the above cartoon. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have a few weeks to submit your entry.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the $100 prize, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. We will select the Top 8 captions in a few weeks where you (the community) will choose the winner.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share on Facebook and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE:

Top 8 Captions Poll is now available!

Help select the winner.

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    I am just feeling stuffed all the time.

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    I keep having this recurring dream. I am lying on a big table.....and lots of people are sitting around the table staring at me with big smiles on their faces.

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    No, I don't have any medical conditions. Oh, yeah, I do randomly turn into a turkey once in awhile. You can fix that, right?

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    "I've been through group therapy, individual therapy, team-building exercises, regression therapy ... but no matter what, I can't shake this thing. Everyone keeps saying 'Hey, turkey!', 'What a turkey!', 'Turkey-neck!' ... my self-esteem is shot!

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    "This neck-ectomy thing they were telling me about - now that's temporary, right?".

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    "I'm feeling really fatigued all the time. Could it be all the triptofan?"

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    "I'm sorry, sir. It is not within my scope of practice to write you a doctor's note to prevent you from becoming part of Thanksgiving dinner."

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    I swear, this is the fifth person today trying to give me a bird flu vaccination.

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    Nurse: "Oh my gosh, how did you get in here?"

    Turkey: "Excuse me?"

    Nurse: "I'm sorry Mr. Butterball, we don't transfer patients without a gown. I'll get on it"

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