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who left this here?

who left this here?

i was working in a nursing home. the cnas were getting on my nerves, not doing a very thorough job cleaning up after their pts. i took an attends out of the package, filled it with corn and chocolate pudding, and left it on a bathroom sink. i called all the cnas over the intercom, and asked me to meet them in the pts room. when they all arrived i sternly asked who left this dirty attends on the sink? i reminded them how unsanitary it was to do that. i picked it up and unwrapped it. i started smelling it, i could see them start to worry about my sanity. i looked at them and then mashed it into my face. one of them turned green, two of them started laughing hysterically, and one of them vomited right there on the spot.

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LMAO!!! I am crying I'm laughing so hard....

john, you are so broken! I love it! Keep 'em coming!

Priceless!!!!!

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John, I'm rolling on the floor laughing, BUT,

let me say this: I AM HAPPY, SO HAPPY I DON'T WORK WITH YOU!! biggrin.gif

I am a happily married woman with two children, but John, I love you! We need more of you out there. Thanks for the laugh.

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