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Golf Joke...heehee.

This sign was posted at a local golf club.

1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.

> 2. Form a loose grip.

> 3. Keep your head down.

> 4. Avoid a quick back swing.

> 5. Stay out of the water.

> 6. Try not to hit anyone.

> 7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.

> 8. Don't stand directly in front of others.

> 9. Quiet please ... while others are preparing to go.

> 10. Don't take extra strokes.

>

> Well, done. Now flush the urinal, wash your hands, go outside, and tee

> OFF

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Boys Only Joke?? ?chuckle

Hey Funnygirl!! You better watch out - you might get into trouble for posting a non-PC joke!

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Maybe so Gwenith...but..too late already posted it. Just thought it was cute...hoping I don't offend any of the fellas!

;) :eek:

Hi Ya'll

A man was playing with 3 other golfers. And as they came to the 14th hole which was bordered on the right by a road. A funeral procession came by. This man stopped, took his hat off and bowed his head quietly. After the funeral had proceeded by. One of the other golfers remarked thats it was very nice of him to be so respectfull. The man replied it was the least I could do. I was married to her for 30 years..

Keep it in the short grass yall

Originally posted by teeituptom

Hi Ya'll

A man was playing with 3 other golfers. And as they came to the 14th hole which was bordered on the right by a road. A funeral procession came by. This man stopped, took his hat off and bowed his head quietly. After the funeral had proceeded by. One of the other golfers remarked thats it was very nice of him to be so respectfull. The man replied it was the least I could do. I was married to her for 30 years..

Keep it in the short grass yall

:rotfl: TOOOOOO funny !!! That would be MY hubby ! (and yes, he's out on the course as I type !)

FunnygirlRN, I MUST share yours with dh, he'll rotfl for sure ! :chuckle

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Jnette...my hubby enjoyed it too, he is an avid golfer, I am currently learning. Seems I swing at alot of air...heehee!

Teeituptom....I will show my hubby your joke as well..he will laugh I am sure!

Heh, heh.. me too, Funnygirl ! But I love to play... IF my thumb cooperates, that is ! My left thumb is whacked out pretty bad, and when I swing, it kicks back and causes SEVERE pain ! Shame.. it would definately be in one of my "favorites" if it weren't for that blasted thumb ! DH absolutely LIVES on the golfcourse and considering it's in walking distance from the house, he thinks that makes it perfectly acceptable to spend so much time there ! :rolleyes:

That's ok, though.. he works HARD during the week, and it gives me much needed time to myself ... And less 'dh messes" to clean up ! ;)

I KNEW I'd see a post from teeituptom on this thread. So glad I wasn't dissappointed! Love these golf jokes.

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Yep, kinda figured ole' teeituptom would reply..enjoy his one liners!

jnette...I just started on Bextra (last Sunday), so my tendonitis is actually feeling BETTER! Yea! So, I am thinking my golf swing will improve (with practice & time) since the pain has diminished greatly! I am so grateful that this drug is working for me. I am at least 98% better...and a happier woman...lol! Now, if only it wasn't so dang expensive! Agh!

Hmmm, golf course in walking distance.....heehee..no wonder he is there lots...mine would be too! But, I need my space too!

hehehehehe, I have a golf joke but I refuse to post it on the grounds that it is prolly in violation of the TOS ;) These were funny :chuckle

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Awwwwwwwwwwwww cheese & rice! PM it to me.

These were too cute!! My hubby is a golf nut...he even works on a golf course...as the superintendent! :) Thanks for the good laugh!!

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