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First date joke

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Specializes in nursing ethics.

So a young man is just about to kiss a girl on the first date. And she says, wait, we're supposed to be six feet apart! And he says, oh, I thought it was six inches apart!

Davey Do

Specializes in around 25 years psych, 15years medical. Has 42 years experience.

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So, Mywords, I guess the first date young man was going to give a 6 inch air kiss?

Mywords1

Specializes in nursing ethics.

Maybe a 6 mm. kiss. Or a 6" tongue kiss?

Hoosier_RN, MSN

Specializes in dialysis. Has 28 years experience.

Oh, lord, my mind went straight to the gutter...

Davey Do

Specializes in around 25 years psych, 15years medical. Has 42 years experience.

56 minutes ago, Hoosier_RN said:

Oh, lord, my mind went straight to the gutter...

Yeah, mine too, Hoosier, about an old joke where a fella had his foot amputated....

..."he only has one foot!"...

You get the gist.

Hoosier_RN, MSN

Specializes in dialysis. Has 28 years experience.

30 minutes ago, Davey Do said:

Yeah, mine too, Hoosier, about an old joke where a fella had his foot amputated....

..."he only has one foot!"...

You get the gist.

Yep, my now my mind is rolling in the gutter LOL

TriciaJ, RN

Specializes in Psych, Corrections, Med-Surg, Ambulatory. Has 40 years experience.

I think the joke works better if you say he had a foot amputated.

Davey Do

Specializes in around 25 years psych, 15years medical. Has 42 years experience.

2 hours ago, TriciaJ said:

I think the joke works better if you say he had a foot amputated.

Wedding night. New bride telephones Mother, says excitedly,

On 4/18/2020 at 10:07 AM, Davey Do said:

..."he only has one foot!"...

Mother replies, "Well, your Dad only has (a number less than... one foot)".

That was a joke my Dad told me years ago, and it was a rather risque joke for him.