First date joke

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Specializes in nursing ethics.

So a young man is just about to kiss a girl on the first date. And she says, wait, we're supposed to be six feet apart! And he says, oh, I thought it was six inches apart!

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

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So, Mywords, I guess the first date young man was going to give a 6 inch air kiss?

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Specializes in nursing ethics.

Maybe a 6 mm. kiss. Or a 6" tongue kiss?

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Specializes in Dialysis.

Oh, lord, my mind went straight to the gutter...

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
56 minutes ago, Hoosier_RN said:

Oh, lord, my mind went straight to the gutter...

Yeah, mine too, Hoosier, about an old joke where a fella had his foot amputated....

..."he only has one foot!"...

You get the gist.

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30 minutes ago, Davey Do said:

Yeah, mine too, Hoosier, about an old joke where a fella had his foot amputated....

..."he only has one foot!"...

You get the gist.

Yep, my now my mind is rolling in the gutter LOL

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Specializes in Psych, Corrections, Med-Surg, Ambulatory.

I think the joke works better if you say he had a foot amputated.

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
2 hours ago, TriciaJ said:

I think the joke works better if you say he had a foot amputated.

Wedding night. New bride telephones Mother, says excitedly,

On 4/18/2020 at 10:07 AM, Davey Do said:

..."he only has one foot!"...

Mother replies, "Well, your Dad only has (a number less than... one foot)".

That was a joke my Dad told me years ago, and it was a rather risque joke for him.

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