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Defecation Eventuates

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.......and other fancy ways to say "S*** Happens".........

1) My superior has sent me on an untamed ornithoid journey without cause.

(The boss sent me on a wild goose chase.)

2) Be advised that the faecal material is about to collide with the oscillatory ventilation system. (Look out---it's gonna hit the fan!)

3) I am contemplating the necessity of performing ablutions upon my distal carpal phalanges. (I think I'd better wash my hands.)

Anybody care to add some others?

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:chuckle

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I have been addressed (in other words) as a copulating Caucasion female canine. :clown:

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Ah, and then there's the old-but-revised nursery rhyme:

Three optically-handicapped rodents

Three optically-handicapped rodents

They all pursued the agriculturer's spouse,

who relieved them of their posterior appendages with a

butcher's sharp implement;

Did you ever observe such a phenomenon in your life

As three optically-handicapped rodents?

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    Ah, and then there's the old-but-revised nursery rhyme:

    Three optically-handicapped rodents

    Three optically-handicapped rodents

    They all pursued the agriculturer's spouse,

    who relieved them of their posterior appendages with a

    butcher's sharp implement;

    Did you ever observe such a phenomenon in your life

    As three optically-handicapped rodents?

    This is freakin' HILARIOUS!!!!!!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

    I love it!! Thanks, dianah!! :p

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    I have been addressed (in other words) as a copulating Caucasion female canine. :clown:

    :rotfl: That's impressive.........funny how people who curse others never have the flair---let alone the vocabulary---to do it properly! :rotfl:

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