A man and his wife were having some problems at home

> > > and were giving each

> > > other the silent treatment. The next week the man

> > > realized that he would

> > > need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early

> > > morning business flight

> > > to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the

> > > silence (AND LOSE).

> > >

> > > He wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at

> > > 5:00 a.m."

> > >

> > > The next morning the man woke up, only to discover

> > > it was 9:00 a.m. and

> > > that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about

> > > to go and see why his

> > > wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of

> > > paper by the bed.

> > >

> > >The paper said, "It is 5:00 a.m. Wake up."

> > >

> > > Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

:chuckle :roll

oooooohhhhh! nasty:devil: :chuckle

I figured that was coming... very clever ! heh heh heh....

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oh nice!! could see it happening!!

Karen