Surgeon:

Leaps tall buildings in a single bound

Is more powerful than a train

Is faster than a speeding bullet

Walks on water

Talks with God

Internist:

Leaps short buildings in a single bound

Is more powerful than a switch engine

Is faster than a speeding BB

Walks on water, if the sea in calm

Talks with God if a special request is approved

General Practitioner:

Leaps short buildings with a running start and favourable winds

Is almost as powerful as a switch engine

Can fire a speeding bullet

Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool

Is occasionally addressed by God

Resident:

Barely clears a picket fence

Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury

Swims well

Talks with animals

Intern:

Makes high skid marks on a wall when trying to climb buildings

Is run over by the train

Is not issued ammunation

Doggie paddles

Talks to walls

Medical Student:

Runs into buildings

Wets himself with a water pistol

Cannot stay afloat without floaties

Mumbles to himself

Recognizes a train 2 out of 3 times

Nurse:

Lifts buildings and walks under them

Kicks trains off the track

Catches speeding bullets with her teeth and eats them

Freezes wather with a single glance

The nurse in GOD!!!!

HLR_RN

YOU ROCK!!! LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED!!!!!!!!!!

How true is that !!!!!

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Wonderful !!!!:rotfl: :rotfl:

Have sent this one on to all my nurse and doc friends....

It's sooooo very true!!!:)

That was Great..... :roll ...... and best of all.... very, very, very true :roll

HLR_RN~~~~~ LOVED IT!!!!!! So true~~~ & LMAO!!!!

Thanks for the laugh this morning!! ~kitamoon

OMG- I know all of those people!!!!

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I work with all those people and it is most certainly true. Espicially the one about residents and students:rotfl:

Very funny and very true (especially the one about surgeons):chuckle

Touche!

SOOOO true !

GOOOOOOOOOD ONE!!!!!!!!!!