4th Jokes

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Anyone have any good 4th of July jokes. A medical connection would be even better

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Specializes in Med/Surg, Oncology.

Not really a punchline sort of joke, but I'm working the ER (as a medical scribe) overnight on the 4th, so I keep telling people if I don't see at least one redneck who's in there because he tried to stick a firecracker up his butt, I'll be sorely disappointed.

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Found this on Pinterest (not really medical, i'm sorry but can't find any):

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Found this on Pinterest (not really medical, i'm sorry but can't find any): [ATTACH]18681[/ATTACH]

Oh my. The best thing I've seen this week. Right in time for 4th of July.

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Specializes in Med/Surg, OR, Peds, Patient Education.

Can you imagine what those dragons, butterflies, and other tattoos, that may "look cool" on a person in their 20s or 30s will look like when they are 80? It will only be a "joke" to someone who is an observer and not the wearer.

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Can you imagine what those dragons, butterflies, and other tattoos, that may "look cool" on a person in their 20s or 30s will look like when they are 80? It will only be a "joke" to someone who is an observer and not the wearer.

I got a tattoo when I turned 18. I'm enjoying it while I can.

Meh, I won't care what I look like at 80 anyway, so there's that.

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It is truly unbelievable what some people do with fireworks every year that get them either a trip to the hospital or the morgue. :nailbiting:

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Specializes in Med/Surg, OR, Peds, Patient Education.

Do not be too sure that "you will not care what you look like at 80." I am very close to being 80, I am still active, albeit, no longer employed as a RN, and yes, I do care about my appearance. That being said, when I was young, many years ago, only sailors wore tattoos, now they are commonplace.

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