Shingles

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had.

Bubba said: "Shingles." So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had.

Bubba said, "Shingles." So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, "Shingles." So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in the nude and asked Bubba what he had.

Bubba said, "Shingles."

The doctor asked, "Where?"

Bubba said, "Outside on the truck.

Where do you want me to unload 'em??"

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Specializes in Tele/stepdown, cardiac, dialysis.

LMAO!!!!:yeah:

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Specializes in Med/Surg, Occupational Health, and LTC.

Hi Fran,

Very funny. I just wanted to say hi. This is Bobbi.

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should have known that was coming. very funny.

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LMAOL!!! :yeah::roll:roll:roll

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..
Hi Fran,

Very funny. I just wanted to say hi. This is Bobbi.

Glad you recognized me Bobbi. Yes there is a wealth of info here. Everything you could imagine and then some. Even some shingles:DI'm going to send you a PM.

The long time members know about my humorous posts. After all, humor is definitely excellent medicine. Just think of its benefits. It reduces stress, therefore it also reduces BP. It also relaxes some and even gets them off to sleep. It even has healing properties. Now if I can just figure out how to get myself off of this here extension cord I'm attached to. Any ideas?

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