SchizopRN

2 pens and scissors. Everything else is in easy reach.

My all time favorite has to be "My Liver Is Killing Me"

We have a Dr Cooter (ENT)...be too perfect if he was ob-gyn

Almost...it's the evacuation before that final code.

Attempting foley placement on a 420lb woman...I swear I lost a few brain cells from the fumes. My worst gag-o-rama was having to "milk" foley tubing...this person's urine was like glue. What made it worse was it was a 24 hour collection. After that s...