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Congratulations!!!!

Along the same idea as the tattoos -- Boob jobs once you are over 65 or so are not pretty!

At the beginning of day shift, a PCT found a large pile of poo in the shower with a thermometer stuck in it. We decided someone was conducting a test to see how long it takes poo to come to room temperature.

I started studying during my last semester in school. I used Kaplan, Lippincott and medspub -- plus a separate drug book. During the last two months before the test -- I would get on the computer and do 100 questions a day. The two things I found most helpful: First -- knowing the how and why, not just memorizing facts. Second -- practicing taking the test -- getting used to the way they word questions, learning how to eliminate answers etc. The computer shut off at 75 and I was crushed. I thought for sure that I had failed terribly. I passed! Don't panic -- and keep the faith!

What about "The worms go in, the worms go out, the worms go in and out your snout. The little black bug with the beady eye, goes in your nose and out your eye. Your liver turns a mushy green and comes out looking like whipped cream" . . . . . . :chuckle steph I learned it this way: Did you ever think when the heorifice goes by that you might be the next to die? They wrap you up in a big white sheet -- and then they bury you six feet deep. And the worms crawl in and the worms crawl out -- and the worms play pinochle on your snout. And a bit fat worm with bulging eyes, crawls in your liver and out your eyes. And your eyes pop out and your teeth decay -- and that's the end of a wonderful day! :Melody: