time4nicu replied to LifesAJourney's topic in Nursing Humor
We use FLK funky looking kid (NICU humor) and I just heard one from an adult ICU nurse the other day that I had not heard before..... PHD pentecostal hair do .... this is when your patient who is...
We have 9 computers (scanners connected) on wheels that we use for a 32 bed unit. Our census is usually about 18 to 20. Every three hours you must scan the milk as you would a medication. You must...
Okay, I am going to whine a little. Since 2005 I have been on our clinical ladder and have taken it to the highest level which is 4. Every other year I must do a full packet, on off years my packet...
Most of my friends that come from level three to our level two love it. You can still take sick babies if you want, although they may not be as sick as you are used to. Our unit is a 30 some bed unit...
We do the barcode scanning and must diligently chart in a very specific way. Our boss sits at her computer everyday monitoring who scanned the milk and charted correctly and who didnt. If our times do...
Paphg rl..... Magnet is a scam. I was asked to be on the "magnet team" this year, and I turned it down. My friend at work told me "It is so fun because you get a free lunch once a month". I almosted...
time4nicu replied to JulielovesCody's topic in NICU, Neonatal
It is great in the NICU at Christmas time! We put up a tree and decorate all the babies beds with holiday linen....the parents bring in lots of treats....yay Mostly what I like is getting yearly cards...
Funny....I was just saying today that I think magnet is a joke. I do not know anyone who comes to our hospital because we are a "magnet" hopsital. I guess it is like putting your house up for sale and...
OMG....I have not worked level 3, but my co workers who have say that level 2 is where its at for long term jobs. I mean, why suffer in a level 3 when you can occassionally suffer in a level 2? I love...