undefinedundefinedundefined :roll :roll i had some of the best laughs in weeks reading this! i am a former military lpn and current rn when i was in the military i had a ltc who got really upset one day while were were having a mandatory "pee test". i had on a garter and stockings and white bikinis. the ltc started doing "underwear checks" as the military regulation stated that under hospital white uniforms , "females will wear underwear that is of cotton or cotton lined crotch and neutral in color, or white". i am caucasion, so light "neutral or tan" should have worked but i chose white. once she started the "underwear checks" i learned to wear thong underwear. she brought me up before the hospital commander and when i pointed out that the regulation stated "of commercial design" and did not specify a cut or style- he told the female ltc to stop the nonsense! lol now, i wear whatever style i am in the mood for depending on the number of hours already worked, the number of hours to work, and the workday to laundry day ratio...lol keep up the great humor- we need it