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i have a couple. this happened during school, the first semester that we had clinicals, we were at a nursing home. we all tried to be thorough in everything, including showers. My frien was giving a shower to a lol in a shower chair. she kneeled down underneath to give a good scrub to the underside. just as she crouched down to make sure she got it all, the pt had explosive diarrhea in her face!!!!!:roll :lol_hitti classic!! to this, she calmly stated in a professional manner- "maybe I should go wash my face now" LOLOLOLOL for graduation, we had a slide show complete with baby pictures then, now style. her baby picture was one of her first birthday with choc cake smeared on her face and she signed it S#**face!! i still have that picture in my scrapbook!!! anotherone, not quite as fun, but fun nevertheless... i work in a psyc home. its more of a residential place. we had the cutest lol there, about 4'7" and skinny as the day is long. she was always concerned about her bowels and how they were working. many times we had to visualize her deposit in the toilet cuz she claimed she had diarrhea. everyday, we would look at it- what a joy tht was!! anyway, one day i was minding my own buisness, doing my job, hum drum. An alarm sounded as the door opened and a team of emts ran in. i immed. went to them to see what was up. they breathlessly told me they had recieved a 911 call from this address and came to help. well, i sensed nothing wrong . Out came this doll from her bedroom to greet them. I said- did you call 9-1-1? she matter of factly stated "yes I did, I have diarrhea!" well i couldnt hold it and laughed like a crazy woman, as i left i told the rescue team that i was sorry for the inconvience and will take steps to make sure this does not happen again....

i was working in home health, not as a nurse because i just became one (go me) but as an aide. she was old and always picked someone out of the crew that she picked on. Well she sat on her bed one day and asked me to get her a glass of water. ok im not a nurse, but water i can get (LOL), at least i thought so, anyway. so, i proceeded to the sink and got her water. job well done, right? Not to her. she complained that i had gotten the water wrong (how can you get a glass of water wrong anyhow?) apparently, she wanted me to run the faucet for 30 secs before getting it to get the water "cleared out of the pipes"!! lol!!

me too here in Michigan- rockin the house!! lol:balloons: :trout: ( i just liked this one) :monkeydance: go gal its yr birhday!! lol congradulations