Lovely_Lyssa33

Oh, you didn't know it was rectal temp?

No, really, please continue wearing your gloves all over public places and touching your face and phone with them. They are working.

When we grow up we want to be real superheros too.

At screening desk. In walks stinky man missing many teeth. Man: what can I take for a busted ear drum? Me: sir we cannot give out medical advice. However- cuts me off Man: just tell me what to buy at Walmart Coworker: sir we cannot give out advice. Check in to er - speaks over coworker Man: I'm not sitting up here for 2 hours to get something Ajax can't take off. *Walks out* We had no patients at the time.

I can't get gas I don't have any lysol wipes and my gas light is on. There's a chance you will get ccovid. There's 100% chance I will wave as I drive past you on the side of the road cause you ain't got no gas. Beep beep.

Babe, I'm hungry. What are you cooking for dinner?