Kimmedic

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1. Best Tips for Nurses - WIN $250! Nurses Week Contest 2018

   Kimmedic replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

   Remember why you became a nurse.

2. Create a Meme - WIN $250! Nurses Week Contest 2018

   Kimmedic replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

   When you're pulling a double shift and you start to feed into your patient's hallucinations. "Yes, you ARE Dr. Worf".

3. Share Your Favorite Motivational Quote - WIN $250! Nurses Week Contest 2018

   Kimmedic replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

   This too shall pass. Good times pass- remember them. Bad times pass- let them go. Exciting times pass- learn from them. Boring times pass- be grateful for them. Embrace each experience and remember that being a nurse is a privilege.

4. Nursing Student Photo - WIN $250! Nurses Week Contest 2018

   Kimmedic replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Students

   That's one for you, one for me, and one for the patient. Geritol for all!

5. Nurses Week Giveaways - WIN Up To $4,000! Nurses Week 2018

   Kimmedic replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

   ANY sort of bodily fluid that greets me at the door!

6. Patients Say the Darnedest Things - WIN $250! Nurses Week Contest 2018

   Kimmedic replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

   Patient hitting on me: "well aren't you just a voluptuous little munchkin". Insert eye roll.

7. Cartoon Caption Contest WIN $250! Nurses Week 2018

   Kimmedic replied to Brian S.'s topic in Announcements

   Taste the rainbow!

8. Doctors Say the Darnedest Things - WIN $250! Nurses Week Contest 2018

   Kimmedic replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

   I worked in an ER in which the physicians put on their own splints (no ortho tech). One busy night a male MD (always very loud and boisterous but well meaning)beckoned me to a room and asked me to assist him to put a wrist splint on. I came to the ro...

9. Patients Say the Darnedest Things

   Kimmedic replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

   Short but sweet one. 600 lb pt to me "Scratch my vagina".

10. BONUS: Nurses Week Meme Contest

    Kimmedic replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

    Twelve drs screaming, eleven pts pooping, ten pain meds given, nine call bells blinking, eight phones are ringing, seven psychs are leaping, six dressing changes, five nurses stressing, four foleys draining, three BPs dropping, two traumas coming... ...

11. Create Your Own Meme

    Kimmedic replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

    Finally figured out what to do with this doctor's stethoscope!

12. Favorite Motivational Quote

    Kimmedic replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

    Be like a duck... calm on the surface but paddling like heck underneath"

13. Doctors Say the Darnedest Things

    Kimmedic replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

    MD educating patient who has an ingrown pubic hair that has caused a small abscess. Pt had been shaving pubic hair to groom. "You don't need to be doing this stuff (pointing at pt's groin). You need to be like me and go au naturale" (points at his ow...

14. Caption Contest

    Kimmedic replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

    "That's what she said"

15. Choose Your Favorite TV Nurse

    Kimmedic replied to allnurses's topic in General Nursing

    Abby Lockhart from ER. The show depicts her as authentic, genuine, and real. She has the same struggles; the same ups and downs that many of us do. She is wonderfully dysfunctional and perfectly imperfect. We can relate to her because she is like so ...