Published May 23, 2006
HeartsOpenWide, RN
1 Article; 2,889 Posts
> A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to
> find out something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.
>
> When the time came to present what they'd found, the
> first little boy the teacher called on walked up to the front of the
> class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the
> blackboard and
> sat back down.
> Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was. "It's a
> period," he replied.
> "I can see that," said the teacher, "but what is so
> exciting about a period?
> "Darned if I know," he said, "but this morning my
> sister was missing one. Mommy fainted, daddy had a heart attack and
> the boy
> next door joined the Navy.
luvmy2angels
755 Posts
Good one!!
lpnstudentin2010, LPN
1,318 Posts
that is so cute
Ayeloflo
109 Posts
Very funny, HeartsOpenWide :)