Passing gas in the OR

Going to give the benefit of the doubt and assume this post is for real. Are you going to be in the circulator role or the scrub role? Bodily functions are perfectly normal, although I'm sure the other staff would appreciate if you were able to hold in the gas. Sneezing- well, I've sneezed before and then had to go change my mask. I'm not scrubbed, so that's not an issue. For those who are scrubbed, I've stuffed tissues into their mask for them, I've actually helped someone blow their nose, or if it's really bad, they can ask if someone is available to relieve them for a few minutes. Needing to scratch: well, the coworkers who scrub in my department are pros at using stationary objects in the room to take care of that, much like you see animals and even other people squirming against objects to scratch the itch. Coughing isn't that big of a deal if it's nonproductive- that's one of the reasons masks are required. Glasses: you can always buy a strap that attaches to them and is adjustable so that you can tighten it to prevent them from sliding down.