How Much ?

[jnette, ASN, EMT-I]

A woman walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around,

then spots the car of her dreams and walks over to inspect it.

As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a small fart escapes her.

Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously

to see if anyone has noticed her little accident..

and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.

But, as she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman.

"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

He answers, "Madame, I'm afraid I can't say.... If you farted just touching

it...

you're going to sh*t when you hear the price." :rotfl:

[nursebedlam]

:rotfl: :rotfl: Very funny

[Havin' A Party!, ASN, RN]

Good one, J!

(For a change. Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha!)

[jnette, ASN, EMT-I]

Good one, J!

(For a change. Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha!)

Where's that *stick out tongue smiley* ? :chuckle

[Havin' A Party!, ASN, RN]

... Where's that *stick out tongue smiley* ?

Have said before and it still applies... you're infinitely funnier than your "jokes." :)

Mean that as a compliment. :kiss

Generally, IMHO, most "jokes" here just don't give me a rise. Understand we're all unique. :)

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Well, I thought it wuz funny, Jnette!

[jnette, ASN, EMT-I]

Have said before and it still applies... you're infinitely funnier than your "jokes." :)

Mean that as a compliment. :kiss

Generally, IMHO, most "jokes" here just don't give me a rise. Understand we're all unique. :)

Are you saying that I'm the biggest joke around........??? :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

(j/k)... yes...good thing we're all unique and don't think alike. There are plenty of funnybones out there to be tickled, so take what we want, and leave the rest. Not offended in the least...

[Havin' A Party!, ASN, RN]

Well, I thought it wuz funny...

Trust me Frances, you don't wanna get involved in this. :)

[Havin' A Party!, ASN, RN]

Are you saying that I'm the biggest joke around........???

See? That's funny!

You're making my case for me. :)

So tired of some of the long, lame "jokes" we see posted. I say give it to me quick... 'cause with every 10 words of text my expectation of quality becomes exponential. :)