I've only had three times where I *almost* puked. My gut wretched, but I quietly left the room before anything could happen.
1. Resident had a massive BM and a fissured hemorrhoid at the same time. It was my very first night orienting. I left in a hurry.
2. Resident's colostomy bag didn't seal properly and she had a massive BM at the dinner table. Guess who got to clean it up? The smell of that thing is horrendously overpowering, and between that and wiping the raw stoma which was beginning to bleed... oh lord.
3. My favorite hemorrhoid resident in #1 has developed a habit of letting out very wet farts when I roll him to change his brief. And you know what comes out in one of these farts? Mucus. Rivers of mucus. I'll never understand why, in the name of all that is holy, mucus is coming out of that man's orifice.
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I've only had three times where I *almost* puked. My gut wretched, but I quietly left the room before anything could happen.
1. Resident had a massive BM and a fissured hemorrhoid at the same time. It was my very first night orienting. I left in a hurry.
2. Resident's colostomy bag didn't seal properly and she had a massive BM at the dinner table. Guess who got to clean it up? The smell of that thing is horrendously overpowering, and between that and wiping the raw stoma which was beginning to bleed... oh lord.
3. My favorite hemorrhoid resident in #1 has developed a habit of letting out very wet farts when I roll him to change his brief. And you know what comes out in one of these farts? Mucus. Rivers of mucus. I'll never understand why, in the name of all that is holy, mucus is coming out of that man's orifice.