darwin award

Terribly sad ... the pretty yet depressed teenager who set herself a blaze over a boy in a failed suicide attempt. Now that she's alive and burnt over 60% of her body and trying to figure out how to deal with her scares for the rest of her life ... how depressed is she now???

Then, there's the Cup-o-Noodle burn epidemic!!! And guess what???? Our hospital serves Cup-o-Noodles as a snack to patients while they recover??? Unbelievable huh???

You gotta love the patients who were so inebriated and/or high when they got burned that they set unintentionally set themselves on fire, and then didn't know about it.

I'm not a nurse, but we once had a drug seeker who had been cut off by so many doctors, she took matters into her own hands. She doused herself in lighter fluid and struck a match.

She died not long afterwards of something else - I cannot remember what, but it was not related to the burn, nor was it suicide.