Published Jan 24, 2004
cathlabnurse
7 Posts
A cardiologist died, and after everyone paid their last respects the coffin was prepared for burial. Placed at the end of the coffin stood a huge, beautiful red heart, signifying his life long dedication to his profession. The beautiful heart opened as the coffin moved toward it. The coffin entered the heart, and once neatly inside, the heart closed, sealing the coffin within.
Suddenly there was an oburst of laughter in the crowd of moarners. "What's so funny", someone asked? The laughing moarner responded with, " I'm a gynecologist, and I was just picturing what my furneral would look like!" At that moment the Proctologist fainted.:chuckle
jayne109, RN
141 Posts
:roll :kiss
klhs
69 Posts
hope ya like this one too....
what happens to cardiologists when they take viagra??
they grow taller!!!!!!!!! :chuckle :roll
Dave ARNP
629 Posts
:chuckle :chuckle :chuckle