An Anatomy Lesson

Daily Humor - "Most Embarrassing Moment" Contest

A teacher is reviewing her class' homework assignment.

She asks Susie to stand up and tell the class what part

of the human body enlarges to seven times its original

size when stimulated. Susie stands up, shuffles her

feet and says, "Well, I think I know, but I'm too embarrassed

to tell you." The teacher says, "Sit down, Susie. Johnny,

tell the class what part of the human body enlarges

to seven times its size when stimulated." Johnny says,

"That's easy. The pupil of the eye enlarges to seven

times its original size when stimulated by light."

The teacher says, "That's right, Johnny." Then she

turns to Susie and says, "Susie, first of all, you didn't

do your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind.

And third, when you get married, you're in for a big

disappointment."