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A prayer for the stressed ...
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the
wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today
because they pissed me off; and also, help me to be careful of
the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the butt
that I'll have to kiss tomorrow; and help me to always give 100%
at work ... 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on
Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Fridays; and help me to
remember ... When I'm having a really bad day and it seems that
people are lining up to step on the last shred of my very last
nerve, that it takes 42 muscles to frown, and only 4 to extend my
middle finger and tell them to bite me.
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