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A knock on St. Peter's Door

There's a knock on Saint Peter's door. He looks out and sees a man standing there. Saint Peter is about to begin his interview when the man suddenly disappears. A short time later there's another knock. Saint Peter gets the door, sees the man, opens his mouth to speak-and the man disappears again.

"Hey!" Saint Peter calls after him. "Are you playing games with me?"

"No-o-o-o-o-o!" the man's distant voice replies anxiously. "I'm in a hospital, and they keep trying to resuscitate me!"

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cute:rotfl: :rotfl:

There's a knock on Saint Peter's door. He looks out and sees a man standing there. Saint Peter is about to begin his interview when the man suddenly disappears. A short time later there's another knock. Saint Peter gets the door, sees the man, opens his mouth to speak-and the man disappears again.

"Hey!" Saint Peter calls after him. "Are you playing games with me?"

"No-o-o-o-o-o!" the man's distant voice replies anxiously. "I'm in a hospital, and they keep trying to resuscitate me!"

Just when I was trying to enjoy the joke - I was interupted and stirred into fast action by my co-nurse as a resident was arresting, I has to assist cpr until the crash trolley arrived! Oh dear! They lived but could not remember if they saw St.Peter.

:chair:

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