Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.
allnurses

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Discussion

Honorable Profession

> Subject: The Veterinarian

>

>

> > Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate at church.

> >

> > This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her and said, "Ma'am I couldn't help noticing that you've been giving $1,000 a week to the collection."

> >

> > "Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and what I don't need I give to the church."

> >

> > The pastor replied, "That's wonderful! How much does he send you?"

> >

> > The old lady said, "Oh... it's about $20,000 dollars each week."

> >

> > The pastor was amazed. "Your son must be very successful.. What does he do for a living?"

> >

> > "He's a veterinarian," she answered proudly.

> >

> > "That's a very honorable profession," the pastor remarked. "Where does he practice?"

> >

> > The old lady responded, "Well, he has two cat houses in Las Vegas and one in Reno.

Featured Replies

:chuckle....Heehee

OMG!! :eek: LMAO!!!!! :roll :chuckle:

Kacy

Oh... my... lord..

I think I treated this woman in my ER...

David Adams, ARNP

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
Go to topic listing

Currently Reading 0

  • No registered users viewing this page.

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications
Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.