A pediatrician, a cardiologist, and a neurosurgeon were walking on the beach. The pediatrician stubbed his toe on an object, picked it up and discovered it was a lamp. The pediatrician rubbed the lamp with his sleeve to clean it and a genie appeared. "To show my gratitude for being released from the lamp, I will grant you three wishes" said the genie.

The pediatrician who found the lamp said "I want to be 25% smarter so I can be the greatest pediatrician in the world!" Poof! He was 25% smarter and became the greatest pediatrician in the world. The cardiologist said with distain, "He always did think small, I want to be 50% smarter and become the greatest caridiologist in the world." Poof! He was 50% smarter and became the greatest cariologist in the world. The neurosurgeon said with disgust, "Niether one of them ever had any ambition. I, however, will rise to the top! I want to be 100% smarter than I am now and become the greatest neurosurgeon in the world!"

The genie said "I will grant your wish, but I must warn you that I cannot reverse any changes that your wish may bring upon you." The neurosurgeon said, "I don't care what changes occur. I want to be 100% smarter!" "OK" said the genie, "Your wish is my command!" Poof! "You're a nurse!"

labornurse

Love it:chuckle :chuckle

One of the OB docs on our unit actually admitted that nurses have to be smarter than doctors. His reasoning: doctors are task oriented, while nurses need to know it all! Smart doc, eh?

What is the difference betwen an orderly and an orthopaedic surgeon?

The orderly knows the name of TWO antibiotics.

What is an orthopaedic surgeon's definition of a heart?

Keflin pump!

What is the difference between an intensivist and a Rotwieller

The Rotwweiller will let go when you are dead!

And I can't decide about this last one - you decide

Why do they put nails in coffin lids?

So Oncologists can't give one last dose of chemotherapy

Q:What is the difference between a nun and an OR nurse?

A: A nun serves only one God!

Q: What is the difference between puppies and surgeons?

A: When puppies grow up, they stop whining.

Q: What do you call a basement full of surgeons?

A: A "whine" cellar!

How many Cardiac Surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but all he has to do is hold it in the air and with world will turn around him!

:rotfl: Love them all.. so true!!

Thanks for the laughs!

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The one about Nunns only serving one God....

On Nurses day, our Nurses all wear a button on their scrubs with this on it.

I think its their gift for the day. They consider it a shift long therapy session.

Dave

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Too frickin funny!!!! :rotfl: