Time for a new clock..?

Too funny.. just got this in an email. HAD to share !!!

***The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my

husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3

a.m., a bit blitzed, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the

cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing

my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really

proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when

totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him

Midnight.

He didn't seem disturbed at all.

Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock"

When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three

times, then said, "Oh. Shit,", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat,

cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped

over the cat and farted." ***