john privett

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1. fun things to do in the recovery room

   john privett replied to john privett's topic in Nursing Humor

   go ahead and print what you

2. fun things to do in the recovery room

   john privett posted a topic in Nursing Humor

   1.when they wake up, speak a foriegn language 2.get them dressed and put them in a chair in the hall 3.speak to them without using your voice 4.seriously ask them the same question, over and over...

3. more fun things to do, by my bro. nurse matt

   john privett posted a topic in Nursing Humor

   1.wheel a pt. into someones elses room, and tell them to scootch over 2.while they are asleep, put on a toe tag and pull the sheet over their head 3.just before the anesthesia takes effect, tell them,...

4. Are masturbation jokes allowed?

   john privett replied to JoanieRN's topic in Nursing Humor

   i don't know, sounds like a touchy

5. call bell responses

   john privett posted a topic in Nursing Humor

   1. hello, hello.....hello.........hello 2. welcome, would you like to try an extra value meal? 3. billing and patient accounts, how may i help you? 4. you have reached the nurses station, please leave...

6. SURELY someone will share their sense of humor!

   john privett replied to roth0003's topic in Nursing Humor

7. who left this here?

   john privett posted a topic in Nursing Humor

   who left this here? i was working in a nursing home. the cnas were getting on my nerves, not doing a very thorough job cleaning up after their pts. i took an attends out of the package, filled it...

8. 10 things you say at work lay people could get arrested for

   john privett replied to sharann's topic in Nursing Humor

   1.i have to stick this up your rectum 2.i need some of your urine 3.i'm going to take some of your blood 4.breathe this in and hold it 5.you have to swallow it 6.i'm going to tie you down, its for...