SonyaLPN

hmmm, he doesn't taste the sh*t coming out of his mouth, wonder if he tastes it going in! (rectal thermometer's are fun)

Case of Knowitis Family has inflammation of knowledge and know it all's

1. "Stable" is relative 2. Anything can happen right before shift change. 3. Good co-workers make a world of difference. 4. I can't fix every situation. 5. Everyday is a learning experience.

In my best Dogget from Orange is the new black, voice... "Praise Jesus, I only have to wear the hat and pretend, cuz I aint touchin what's comin outta you!"

That the patient just wants to see how fast you answer the call light, so they know how fast you'll come when really needed.

Nurse: "Oh my! Did you not hear me knock!" Patient: "I thought 4 hours was a long time, so I'm trying to self medicate."