alaskagirl

I have been a nurse for almost 4 years and i love it. i do not have any kids but am married and we have plently of time to do things together. I do not work full time any more because my husband is in the Air Force and I can work PRN because I do not need the insurance. But even when I was working full time it was not that bad if you only work 3 12's. You get more days off to me than other professions do! Good Luck!

I was working on a Med/Surg floor and this poor little lady came in from the nursing home. Her abd looked like she was about 12 months preg. Hard as a rock. We called a GI Doc and of course he had us do all the usual things for contipation. Well she never got any better so the next day he can in to see her and of course I was her nurse again so I went in to assist. He gloved up and lubbed up and then started to proceed with a rectal exam. As soon as he inserted his finger into her rectum, feces srayed all the way to the door and on his nice JCrew pants. Well the woman was not with it at all, had no clue of what had just happened. Of couse I was on the other side holding her over so I was free and clear. Well all of a sudden the DOC shouted "Well great now I have S#$T all over me" I was rolling, could not stop laughing. So was revenge he said that her rectal opening was not big enough to let her deficate so I had to insert a rectal tube. "See who get's s#@t on them now!!!"