Electrocaine

"I told Bill not to sit in front of the computer for so long, but he said he was determined to win the allnurses.com caption contest."

"I don't care if that's what the nurses are wearing this season. I'm not replacing all my scrubs!"

"I see Doctor Banner's back to work."

"Who the hell is IN that thing anyway?"

"How many times do I have to tell you not to put things in your mouth, Bob?"

"When I said this new doctor thinks he's too good to get near these medicare patients I didn't think it would come to THIS."

Ya' know Bob, if the Hulk doesn't lay off his call-bell I'm gonna be the one on a rampage.

I've had just about enough of the Hulk asking for his vitals every two seconds.

"Is that Mitt Romney going in to check on Big Bird?" asked the PBS Nurse

These budget cuts are SERIOUSLY getting out of hand when the only supplies we can get are from Chernobyl.