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You Are Not Kidding! The Laziness The Extremely Poor Skills! Running Circles Around Them In First Gear Is Still Lapping! Correctional Nursing Is Not For Everyone. I Mean To Enter Bizarro Land And Leave At The End Of The Shift, Usually The Next Shift, And Say Ya Worked And Earned Is Fine But To See The Counterpart Slugs Whine And Cry All The Time! Geez But Hey What Ya Gonna Do? As A Headnurse In A New England State I Make With Shift Diff Just Under Forty An Hour And It Is A State Gig! So The Bennies Are Outragous! And The Word Shine Is So Undersateted!!!!!!!! Nova? Glow Of Interstaller Particle Stuff?

Our Counterpart Has Pretty Much Covered The Bases. But, The Most Important Thing Is Consistancy. If You Are Going To " Give Up The House" To One Then You Must Do For All. If You Are Going To Be Shrewder Be Shrewder Throughout Your "bid". These Guys Have Nothing Better To Do Than To Attempt To Get Over On You. All Day All Night How Can "i",they, Get Something Out Of You, Over You, And On You. Assessment Skills Are Extremely Important!!! The Ability To Weed Out Is A Skill Of Your Fine Tuned Assessment Skills. The Three Most Common Problems Other Than Psyche Are Back, Chest Pains, Fungus. These Are Also The Three Things That The Inmate Can Take Care Of Himself, Most Times. Thre Are The Occasional Mva Gsw That Impair The Quality Of Life Issues. But Develop A Consistant Regiman In Your Delivery And Do Not Be Wishy Washy Or Else You Will End Up Burning Out! And Most Of All Don't Get Sucked In By Some Drama Story !! Seen To Many Of Our Counterparts Walked For Dumb Crap That You Would Not Do For A Patient In The Real World Let Alone In Bizarro Land! Good Luck And Be Consistant!

the state has a guy in the psyche unit who shoves staples shredded milk cartons sheets of paper and even pens into his member.......................... what a bug this guy is!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then he also tries to bring an empty coffee jar full of his so called bloody stool but after taking such thing ya know the one with the cherry flavored smell it turns out to be low and behold kool aid ..................... but it was fun watching a rookie whoon and provide extra tender care to this skid lol til she was instructed on the neediness and attention seeking behavior ........... what a freaky skid lol

NOR IN THE JOINT I WORK IN EITHER. AS THE INTAKES ARE METICULOUS. EVEN ACTIVELY LISTENING TO THE BS. OF EXTRA PILLOWS EXTRA MATTERESSES. LOL! THIS OCCURANCE WAS PROBABLY AT COUNTY LEVEL OR CITY LEVEL AND AS THE POPULATION OF SKIDS POUR IN OFF THE STREET THERE DOES SEEM TO BE A SOMEWHAT INDIFFERANCE TO THE HEALTH DELIVERY SYSTEM AND THIS IS MERELY AN OBSERVATION MADE AS MY POST IS AT A "RECEPTION CENTER" ......... PRETTY TRICK NAME FOR ENTERING THE SYSTEM TO DO YOUR BID OR BIDS!! SORRY FOR YOUR BRO'S PROBLEMS AND HOPE ALL WORKS OUT WELL AND YA WIN A TON OF MONEY TO PAY FOR HIS INCARCERATION AS HIS ACCUITY LEVEL HAS GONE FROM A PROBABLE 2 TO A 4 ............. AND THAT ALSO CHANGES HIS PLACEMENT RELATED TO THE CUSTODIAL LEVEL AS WELL. ..... OH YEAH IN MY STATE IF A SKID SUES AND WINS THE STATE THEN PUTS A FREEZE ON IT TO PAY FOR THAT SKIDS INCARCERATION!! NICE TO SEE A SKID PAY FOR HIS OWN WRONG DOING!

THE BEST HAD TO BE DURING AM DIABETIC CLINIC I HAD AN INMATE COME AND WISH TO TALK TO ME PRIVATELY AS I STATED THIS IS AS PRIVATE AS YOU ARE GOING TO GET HE THEN PROCEEDED TO TELL ME THAT HE HAD AN APPLE UP HIS ***!!! :chuckle WITH A STRAIGHT POKER FACE AS I AM DYING INSIDE PROCEEDED TO ASK WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? HE THEN PROCEEDED TO TELL ME THAT THE MORNING PREVIOUS HE WAS IN HIS CELL FLOGGIN DE LOGGIN WITH AN APPLE IN HIS orifice FOR SRTIMULATION BECAUSE HE HAD READ IT SOME WHERE AND BEFORE HE EJACULATED THE APPLE "SHOT UP" INTO HIS ***!!! NEEDLESS TO SAY I HANDLED IT QUIETLY AND IN A PROFESSIONAL MANNER BUT HAD TO SEE IT....................... SURE NUFF THERE IT WAS A PATCH OF GREEN AND RED PEEKING OUT OF THE orifice NUFF OF THAT! WAITED FOR THE DOC AS HE SART IN THE WAITING ROOM THE DOC CAME IN AND I PULLED HIM OVER AND DISCRETELY EXPLAINED THE SCENARIO ......... NOW VISUALIZE THAT THE NURSES STATION WHERE WE WERE IS ADJACENT TO THE WAITING ROOM ONLY A WAIST HIGH WALL WITH ONE WAY GLASS ON TOP.................. HE THEN SAID .... NO WAIT.... YELLED "HE HAS AN APPLE UP HIS ***!!! WELL GET THE APPLE CORER AND MAYBE WE SHOULD WRITE HIM UP FOR ATTEMPTING TO MAKE PRUNO OR CONCEALING A WEAPON!!! I SMILED BUT INSIDE WAS DYING LAUGHING!!!! NEEDLESS TO SAY AS THIS APPLE WAS UP THERE ALMOST TWENTY HOURS AND REQUIRED SURGERY FOR REMOVAL OF SAID FRUIT AND TO TOP IT OFF DO TO THE LENGTH OF TIME BEFORE REPORTING THIS ENDED UP GETTING A COLOSTOMY AND HAVING THE BACK DOOR SURGICALLY CLOSE4D AS A RESULT OF THE NECROTIC TISSUE FORMED FROM THE EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME. .................... SO THE MORAL IS ....................... WELL YA KNOW!~!!! :rotfl:

CONGRATS YA GETTIN' SHIFT DIFF RETENTION BONUSES OR ANYTHING WHAT TYPE OF BENNIE PACKAGE? AND WELCOME ABOARD GOOD LUCK ED

THE SYSTEM IN USE AT OUR SITE IS 1 WEEKS WORTH OF KOPs HANDED OUT IN INDIVIDUALLY BAGGED TIMED AND DATED PACKETS THAT WAY THERE IS NO NEED FOR LOOSE MEDS AND IF HOARDING IS A PROBLEM AEB THE DATES ON THE PACKETS THEN CUSTODY TAKES OVER AND THAT INMATE MOVES TO THE DOT LINES IT IS EFFECTIVE BUT YOU CANT ALWAYS STOP THE HOARDING OR THE DEALING OF PILLS BETWEEN INMATES SO GOOD LUCK ON YOUR SELECTION ON THE KOP PROCESS............. YOU'LL NEED IT

Did Ya Take The Job Of 3-11 Or Those 10 Hour Gigs On The Weekends? And As A Third Shifter I Oversee 556 So 250 To 1 Is Nice! The Acuity Level For Us Is Only A Three So Not To Busy At Night But Busy Enough!

Current Rate Of 32 60 Sumpen And What With Shift Diff, Retention Bonus, And Meal Allowance Somewhere Around 39 An Hour With Only 5 Years In