Me: what are we seeing you for today? Pt: i'm here for my recheck on my rash down there (points to groin). I have pt. change into a gown and take his underwear off. he doesn't say anything. (doc is female, pt. is male) dr. goes in the room does examination ..can't find rash ... lifting scrotum, moving things aside, etc.... DR: well, good, the rash seems to have cleared. Pt: uh doc, the rash is up here.... (points to lower abd.) share your oops stories. :)