jawbreaker3000

Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an alcoholic, one was a chain smoker, and one was a homosexual. The doctor, addressing all three of them, said, "If any of you indulge in your vices one more time, you will surely die." The men left the doctor's office, each convinced that he would never again indulge himself in his vice. While walking toward the subway for their return trip to the suburbs, they passed a bar. The alcoholic, hearing the loud music and smelling the ale, could not stop himself. His buddies accompanied him into the bar, where he had a shot of whiskey. No sooner had he replaced the shot glass on the bar, he fell off his stool, stone cold dead. His companions, somewhat shaken, left the bar, realizing how seriously they must take the doctor's words. As they walked along, they came upon a cigarette butt lying on the ground, still burning. The homosexual looked at the chain smoker and said, "If you bend over to pick that up, we're both dead.

Employee: "I'm sorry but I can't come in today. My doctor says I suffer from Anal Glaucoma." Boss: "Anal Glaucoma? What's that?" Employee: "I just can't see my ass coming to work!"

ooppsss sorry! my second post...

Hello to everyone. This is my first post. I found this site by accident and glad that I did. I'm in the middle of my own career change as well. After working as an Accountant for a number of years, I have finally answered to my true calling, which is to become a Nurse. I have been accepted at a local community college where I can take my Science prereqs for the Fall of this year. If all goes well, I will be on my way to the Nursing school of my choice by next year (fingers crossed). Right now, since I do not have any patient care experience, I am doing volunteer work at a nearby Hospital, and I must say that it has been quite an experience for me. My sister, who herself is a Nurse, told me once that it takes a special kind of person to be a Nurse. I truly believe in that. For now, baby steps.... I just wanted to say that this website has been very helpful to me. Thank you all for your info, knowledge and advice.