nursefrances

"They got rid of the breakroom years ago but kept the door up as a monument to forever remember the room everyone forgot to use. Umm....Jim? Why do have a shovel and why is it blowing bubbles?"

Guy 1: What are you waiting for? Guy 2: The Twilight Zone theme to start playing....

Knock knock knockin' on heavens door.....

Unlucky Larry may finally give up on his "dream" of becoming a nurse. Nurse instructor: "Ok Larry, what happened THIS time?"

GoLightly. It's not very "light" is it?

If you did't have the green stuff all over you, the way you're standing would look so funny. Well, it still does and I can't help myself: (in a Southern drawl) Howdy partner! Draw!

Ok, so I would guesstimate that to be about 60 mls of green bile. It's pretty easy: that's 60, a full shirt front is 100. There are some fluids that are a little more difficult to measure this way but we'll discuss that another day.

(In a Yoda voice) Mmmm....Green you are. Wash you must!

You know you kind of look like a muppet. Can you talk like Kermit the frog?

(Singing) You're a mean one....Mr. Grinch!

Just got back from the potluck? I guess all the avocado dip is gone and I really wanted to try some too! Darn! Hey, wait right here I'm going to go get a taco chip.

Ummm....I think you got a little something on your face there.....

Sheesh Bob. I know you have a habit of wolfing down your lunch so you can get back to your patients but this is ridiculous!

Hey Fred, you're looking a little green today. Green with envy? A little green around the gills? Ok, I'm done. (Sigh) I will go get you a towel and some wet naps, and maybe some eyedrops, and....some Q-tips, and...

There's a llama in the E.D.? Are you sure? Wow! I guess now I've seen everything.