medic98

I always thought that the sperm out of the Butt thing was called Felching ? But maybe there are many names for the dodgy acts that go on at home....

Interesting reading indeed. Has had me in stiches this afternoon. Couple from me. Never try to break into your house through the bathroom window, while holding a screw driver. Your pants could fall down, and the screw driver could end up inserted in your orifice. Then you discover that the door was unlocked ? Never think that a vacum cleaner would be good for masturbation, the tube can and often will get stuck !! Never remove a wine bottle cork with your female nether regions. It gets nasty when it has been inserted in that orrifice for a month or so. It is nice to have a laugh at times though...