I have a patient that had a snake crawl into bed with him while he was sleeping not once but twice funny thing is that he doesn't own snake and you could actually see where the snake had bit him. or how about the patient that swears the vampire upstairs bit him and that is how he became diabetic. my personal favorite though is I had a very combative patient that keep calling 911 because the gorilla in the corner kept sexually abusing her she wouldn't let netcare come in to take her for eval so I got to be the one to let the sherrif in with my key I also had to warn them about the knives that she kept under her chair which they did find. geez after putting these down I realize why they call me the psych nurse :chair: