Once a patient called me to say he lost his hearing device..after a long search in every place I could think of, including laundrybags..It turned out he ment the headphones for the tv :)
once a patient of mine pushed the emergency button..so I can running into the room, and the woman was sitting there with here eyes closed, I ask here why she called...her answer : Own I felt I was getting sleepy and I didn't want to fall a sleep..so I just push the button so you would come in and wake me..!!