Ha ha ....I am actually in triage right now, it's obviously not so bad!! But I loved this thread, it made me laugh!!! I thought I'd add a little fun...I am at a community hospital that is right on the outskirts of America's # 1 most dangerous city (Detroit) so you can imagine some of the stuff we have to deal with....but as you all know ER nurses have the best (and probably oddest) senses of humor. We actually made up a jingle..... " Gimme some footies, Gimme some footies! Telephone! Telephone! Where yo snack machine? Where yo snack machine? Whatchu got fo free? Whatchu got fo free?"