I work in a prison with a population of over 1500. Every once in while you get a case that makes you realize that stupidity is why they are there. The CO's brought a young man to the HSU without calling ahead, which they usually do. The inmate did not appear to be in any distress but the officers had tears in their eyes? Turns out it was because they were trying so hard not to laugh!! Apparantly this inmate had been engaging in some self gratifiying behavior and had stuck a 10 inch shampoo bottle so far up his backside that it wouldn't come back out! He was sent to the local ER and a surgeon reached far into never never land to retrieve it. It takes all kinds! I felt the worst for the CO's who had to stay with him while this happened.