Nurse_Michael

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1. Doctors Say the Darnedest Things - WIN $250! Nurses Week Contest 2018

   Nurse_Michael replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

   I was in one of the ER exam rooms assisting a doctor with an assessment when a gentleman in a suit strode in without permission and loudly declared that he needed to be seen. "I'm no doctor," he stated loudly, rolling his eyes. "But I have a problem ...

2. Share Your Favorite Motivational Quote - WIN $250! Nurses Week Contest 2018

   Nurse_Michael replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

   "Try. Just try. Most people don't. You'll be surprised how easy life is with so little competition." - My Dad

3. Best Tips for Nurses - WIN $250! Nurses Week Contest 2018

   Nurse_Michael replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

   "Don't panic." - Douglas Adams, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

4. Create a Meme - WIN $250! Nurses Week Contest 2018

   Nurse_Michael replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

   When you write the Make a Wish foundation to send you a nurse with something clingy on and autocorrect fails you.

5. Patients Say the Darnedest Things - WIN $250! Nurses Week Contest 2018

   Nurse_Michael replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

   I was explaining to a patient's wife that he had removed his own catheter during the night, balloon and all. Miraculously, there was very little bleeding and, by morning, no obvious sign of trauma. The wife put her hand over her eyes and shook her he...

6. Cartoon Caption Contest WIN $250! Nurses Week 2018

   Nurse_Michael replied to Brian S.'s topic in Announcements

   "Hi, my name is Mary-Anne from management. Due to recent budget cuts, I'm here to show you our new airborne/droplet-protection protocol. First, you simply wave your hands protectively over your head and... wait... where is everyone going?!?"